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VIDEO: WHIZ-TV reports on WILD ANIMALS ON THE LOOSE

Download Video:MP4, WebM, Ogg, Embeddable Flash I used to live in Zanesville, Ohio, DMA market #203 of 210 in the United States. WHIZ-TV used to be my local news. Here’s how they reported Tuesday...

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VIDEO: In Division II, fair catches are out of bounds

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Here’s @bkabak talking about New York Mass Transit

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VIDEO: Streaker leads to brawl in UCLA-Arizona game

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VIDEO: The forward backward pass

Nebraska learned that even the most basic football rules can be turned in your favor, as long as you’re playing Minnesota. Witness this play on 4th & 1 when Nebraska fumbles a ball forward and...

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MOCKSESSION VIDEO: Tulsa coach Bill Blankenship in: “HOW BIZARRE”

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VIDEO: Wild Ending to Michigan State-Wisconsin

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VIDEO: ESPN anchor Todd Grisham calls Oklahoma loss “A Trail Of Tears”

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VIDEO: Bill Cowher blasts Rams for going to the World Series

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Budweiser would have you think the Buccaneers play in an Anaheim baseball...

Look at all those Bucs fans tailgating! Except Raymond James stadium doesn’t have paved parking next to it. So where are these Tampa Bay fans? Angels Stadium of Anaheim. (image from MLBlogs.)

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VIDEO: Fan runs on the field in London at Buccaneers-Bears game

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Don’t Feel Like Christmas At All” (2005)

Every year on some medium we do a music countdown of previous years’ holiday songs, a tradition which started in 2005 when I wrote this little ditty about being in Florida for my first holiday season...

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Bernie & the Boomer” (2006)

This was track #2 on the 2006 EP, and refers to Westwood One’s coverage of the Christmas Eve game between Tampa Bay & the Browns played in Cleveland when Marv Albert & Boomer Esiason were the...

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Ring Baby Ring” (2007)

From the 2007 Holiday LP: This is track #6, a mashup of K7′s 1993 hit “Come Baby Come” and Peggy Lee’s 1953 version of “Ring Those Christmas Bells.” Enjoy. (Download the mp3)

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Holiday In Bavaria”

From the 2007 Holiday LP: This is track #5, an original polka in German & English written & performed by yours truly. Lyrics (c)2007 Timothy Burke Vocals, accordion, glockenspiel, tuba, and all...

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Ain’t No Superstition”

From the 2008 Holiday Single: With a cover and song inspired by the relevant Kanye West record of the time, we only had time to record one track in 2008, but it wasn’t bad, Samples to great degree...

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Holiday Music Countdown: “An Anarchism Christmas” (2006)

Here’s track #3 from the 2006 Holiday EP, and it rings as true today for some of the #Occupy elements as it did five years ago. Music & Lyrics (c)2006 Timothy Burke Vocals, guitars, drums, bass:...

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Don’t Need Anything” (2007)

From the 2007 Holiday LP: This is track #1, a cover of Glen Phillips’ “Don’t Need Anything” from his 2005 album Winter Pays for Summer. Lyrics & Music written by Glen Phillips Vocals & Yamaha...

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INFOGRAPHIC: Where do they like them girls with the Dazzey Duks?

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Holiday Music Countdown: “Christmas In Pinellas” (2007)

From the 2007 Holiday LP: This is track #8, a parody of Run-D.M.C.’s “Christmas In Hollis” from the 1987 album A Very Special Christmas. It refers to the following events that were major Pinellas...

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The most horrifying video ever

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OH TOSTITOS

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Mocksession On TV

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Lou Holtz’ Advice To Young Ladies Who Have Premarital Sex

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Charles Barkley describes what happened the first time he saw “9 1/2 Weeks”...

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Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: “Roxanne,” Calypso Version

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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BAY BAY!

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Cranky Old Man Arkansas Fan Is Cranky About Bobby Petrino

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Come On His Face

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THEY S’POSED TO BE SEC

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Avenue C looks a bit different

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Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: “Eye Of The Tiger,” Bob Seger...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: “Buddy Holly,” Very...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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I Wish My Girlfriend Had A Box

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Ten-Year-Old Found Naked And Drunk

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New Holiday Song: “Back At The North Pole”

MOCKSESSION.COM is proud to present its first holiday recording since 2011: “Back At The North Pole,” with original lyrics by Timothy Burke set to Tom Waits’ “Way Down In The Hole.” This is track one...

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Paul Finebaum Reports Live From The Kremlin

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Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: “Wonderwall,” Techno Version

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Long Train Runnin,’” Funk...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Suspicious Minds,” Disco...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Crazy Train,” Polka Version

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Creep,” Depressing Version

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Never Gonna Give You Up,”...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Shock The Monkey,”...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Sloop John B,” Trance Version

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “We Got The Beat,” Polynesian...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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Revisiting Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “White Wedding,” Bluegrass...

Microsoft Songsmith was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a ridiculous commercial that...

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GINUWINE x MARIAH CAREY: “ALWAYS BE MY PONY”

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“Hurt,” Johnny Cash Version, Chiptune

For a Deadspin project, here’s a chiptune version of Johnny Cash’s take on “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails. Download the mp3 here.

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A look at the New York Giants’ fill-in-the-blanks Rookie Workbook

We’ve been fortunate to come into possession of an interesting document: a cheaply made, fill-in-the-blanks worksheet handed out to players during the league-mandated orientation seminar known as...

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